Let's get down to the nitty gritty

I had Mexican food again tonight and I could NOT resist putting up some Nacho Libre quotes. If this is not funny to you, it's because you haven't watched the movie. If you haven't watched the movie it's probably because you hate Mexicans. If you hate Mexicans, shame on you, racist.


=) Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.


=) Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

=) Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?

Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

=) Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

=) Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.

=) Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!