Neither Burton nor the window guy laughed. Actually, I'm pretty sure he heard me but ignored me.
Then Burton tried to pet me in consolation.
I rejected it.
All I do is try to make this world a happier, less serious place. I thought I could find happiness at McDonald's tonight. I LOVE making friends at McDonald's! Especially because I feel bad that they have to stand on their feet all day serving people and then smell like french fries for life.
By the way, does anyone read these ridiculous posts? Yay or nay?
keep writing candice!! i read them and i find your posts hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteyay! :) - rachelk
ReplyDeleteOf course we do. You keep us entertained. =)
ReplyDeletei read! i would have laughed at your sauce comment (i think it's funny!!) :)
ReplyDeleteby the way! did you know that agnes chiang is my sister's best friend, and that i just spent two or so days with her in my sister's house in ohio? small worldddd
I think burton needs a blog too
ReplyDeletelol. kennifer! you read this too! hahaa.
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